Shrimp Enthusiast Prints

'You've changed since we got married.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'One of the kids called me a shrimp!'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

Batman O' War