Shotguns Mugs

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"