Shortcut Seeker Mugs

Elevator, stairs or Path of Least Resistance.

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

Man Walking on a Maze's Walls.

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

"Why don't we save both of us a lot of trouble and just use the math app on my smartphone?"

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

"It goes so much faster with this."

Lorry driver approaching tunnel with blockade reading 'loophole closed'.

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"I think we could work very well together."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

Control in the workplace.

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Look, darling, I've recorded your favourite meal."

A man irons one of his pant legs.

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

'I took a short cut.'

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

No Surprises

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

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'Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?'

"I was typing fast and hit several random keys at the same time. It created that."

"You want some words of wisdom? Next time, take the elevator!"