Shortcake Supporter Prints

I see you. I deny everything. I have PROOF that in order to keep your patrons coming back, you've quintupled the amount of caffeine in everything you sell. I SAID KEEP THOSE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES COMING!!! Anecdotal evidence is not the same thing as "proof." I see you.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Runner going through hurdles.

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Sloth traffic jam.

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

Climate Change is Real

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Venture capital' taking a chance.

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

"Missing elf"

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

Home Business - Coffee.

'You can speed it up if you want.'