Shopping Sprees Prints

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Everything for a buck.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"