Shopping Spree Starter Pillows

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"I could use a lampshade...and some furniture...and maybe every single item in the Sears catalogue."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'