Shopping List Forgetter Mugs

"I forgot why I came in here, but maybe I just came in here to forget."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

Dog adds Parma ham sausages to his owner's shopping list.

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

Under new management. But still no bananas.

"You forgot again? How hard is it to pick up dryer sheets?"

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'Your honor, we the jury need to pick up pants at the dry cleaners, eggs and milk at the...oops, wrong note!'

"No, he hasn't got round yet to doing a 'to do' list."

"You did the order - I said broccoli, not gateau!!"

Bucket List

Inattention while stacking cans.

"Rats! I forgot the damn shopping list!"

"That reminds me. We need to pick up some miniature cocktail weenies, and a box of raisins."

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

'Sorry about this, but I lost my wife's grocery list.'

"I'm almost ready to begin looking at the wish lists."

"This drug us guaranteed safe as long as you consistently forget to take it."

'Forgot the dog food?' (T-shirt slogan.)