Shopping For Groceries Prints

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Important Food Groups

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Dad Trophies

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Everything's gone up."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Diet considerations.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Witches Checkout.

Unusual Offers

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.