Shopping Diva Prints

My other cart is a shopping cart.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Centaurs

'Lady, you have to quit shopping till you drop!'

"What credit crunch?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

Bag Hag

'How does my bum look in these pants?'

'Climb home if you want Darling, but I'm tired and have the shopping, so I'll take the lift...'

"We're doing a workshop. He works and I shop."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Lady drinking Champagne.

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

A day at the races

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion