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'And the Mannies goes to . . . Dan Danielson for successfully carrying 17 bags of groceries in one trip.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Travelling

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

A trevor of trainspotters

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Ladies' Game

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Oh, grow up!"