Shopaholic With A Conscience Prints

Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Introducing clean conscience products

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

"I've already got one luv!"

'Consumer Society'

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

'SHOP!!!'

African Python bag.

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"