Shopaholic Symphony Gifts

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Mister Pretty Shoes

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Kensington Fluffies

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Unusual Offers

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'