Shop Talkers Pillows

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

"Remember when all this was free?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Cut Price

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"

'All these conferences look the same.'

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

Our Job Steward

'I know you are, but what am I?'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

That was 16 items.

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

'You call that an offer. The Enterprise is worth twice that if it's worth a nickel!'

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.

Bargains.

Sign reads: Customer service - Ring bell to be noticed.

'Unfortunately my staff are now all working flexitime.'

"Why are the stupid Europeans grumbling about TTIP? I mean, if the US food standards are good enough for us Americans, they're good enough for Europeans, too!"

What does that mean, 'bed and breakfast my pork bellies'? I don't know. I made that up!

'Archie, As I was here first, I believe that last six-pack is mine.'

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

Complaints: 'And another thing...!'

"Well, it's up the escalator, on that second floor, you take a left at men's wear, go past the fabric store."