Shop Talkers Pillows

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

"Remember when all this was free?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Cut Price

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"

Our Job Steward

'All these conferences look the same.'

'I know you are, but what am I?'

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

That was 16 items.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

'You call that an offer. The Enterprise is worth twice that if it's worth a nickel!'

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.

Bargains.

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

Sign reads: Customer service - Ring bell to be noticed.

'Unfortunately my staff are now all working flexitime.'

Complaints: 'And another thing...!'

'Archie, As I was here first, I believe that last six-pack is mine.'

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

'Oh no, we forgot to lock the safe!' 'What's the problem, we're both here aren't we?'

'Welcome to our store,,,now take me to your leader'

"Why are the stupid Europeans grumbling about TTIP? I mean, if the US food standards are good enough for us Americans, they're good enough for Europeans, too!"