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Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

British savings accounts

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"So much for password protected."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Alphabet soup

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Low Hanging Fruit

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Dog got your clog?'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"I'm trimming the fat around here, Bailey, and I'd like to see you lose $75 per week"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'You must have something in my size?'

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

P.O. Boxes. It's from the IRS --- It seems they've declared my savings account to be in the public domain.

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."