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The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You are here.

Between Offices

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'