Shop Local Advocate Mugs

Impact of E-Commerce

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Mom & Pop Shoppe. Going out of business because-you-never-call-or-drop-by-I-hope-you're-happy-now sale.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

Mom & Pop Grocerette

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

GM Scarecrow

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the whole 100 organic truth?

"I said no to drugs, but the F.D.A. said yes."

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

"In every instance, the invading species replaced the native species."