Shootout Specialist Mugs

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"This new guy's really good!"

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Shooting in Ireland

A group of hunters.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'

Battle of the Television

Shooting

Missile company employee gets a missile in his 'incoming' tray.

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"It better work - they sold it to us."

Bomber, Bomb, Bomblets

"I've been pepper-sprayed so many times that I've developed a taste for hot chillis: want top try one?"

"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."

Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.