Shofar Sound Catcher Prints

Rosh Hashanah used to be a confusing time for the hearing impaired.

Beach con-man.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

At the rock concert...

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Musical Web

"He's a keeper!"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Music Therapy

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Shows Bundt

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Sleigh ride!

Music Piracy

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

The Saxophonist

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

"That's just sick."

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."

'Oh Jerry! Like in that old song, you really caught a falling star for me! This is sooo romantic!'

'It's for Sunday School, Mom -- I Googled 'Adam and Eve.''

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Butter Trap

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."