Shirt Shopping Enthusiast Pillows

Big Guy Shirt Shop.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"That shirt is so last year."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"