Shirt And Tie Humor Prints

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

Golfing Boss

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Ref shows footballer green card.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

You Don't Know What It's Like

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Shows Bundt

"I see you brought the pie charts."

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

When cats get fired

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

Dragon brought on as substitute