Shipping Satirist Prints

Post Office (packages for delivery)

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Japanese Whaling

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Walking the Plank.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Ah, sweatpants."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'