Ship Collector Prints

Tanked tanker.

Ship in a Bottle

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Try me/try me/try me...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Feeling for shells

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.