Shiny Object Chasers Mugs

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I love this time of day."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Bike Rides

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Rating the Sunset

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

Sunset Attraction

"The days are longer but in a good way."

View from the Window

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Honey, run!"

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

'Well that's certainly new!'

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."