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'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

"C'mon - drink up Dr. Watson. . . don't you have a Holmes to go to?"

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

HOLMESLESS

'Watson! Come here! I need you!'

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

Dr Watson holding a sign saying: 'Holmesless'.

"I have the same relationship with Sherlock Holmes. He protects me, guides my destiny, and I... Oh, wait... You were talking about God. Sorry, I always get them mixed up because they're both imaginary."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"It's ailementry, my dear Holmes."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

A boy acting suspiciously

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"That's hardly necessary!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Who stole my candy?

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'It was a victimless crime... unless you count the Board of Directors and the shareholders.'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Who said 'duh'?'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

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Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"My metier is ratiocination."

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'