Sherlockian Scholar Mugs

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"That's hardly necessary!"

Situation Tragedy.

Some Hamlet-based puns

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Romans.

Disraeli Hopes for Church Backing against Irish Disestablishment

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Free Little Library

William Shakespeare

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"I'm so nervous – my cat is here to see the play."

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'