Sheet Music Reader Mugs

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

A conductor staring at a percussionist

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Piano Prompt

Sleeping musician

Required Reeding.

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"We start on #F."

"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."

Wallpaper Music

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

...After the argument escalated, neighbors say the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he'd already begun killing her softly with his song.

Precussionist

A cat composer

Flautist

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Punk Rock

Clarinet Playing Hunter

Musical washing

Sheet Music

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Sight test with a violin.

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

Harp Book

'It's not that I don't like you, you're just too upbeat for me.'

'Only training I ever had was when YOU taught me music at school!'

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

Literal Music.