Sheepish Humor Prints

Sheep and policeman

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

"Do me next."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Honk if you love me!"

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I hate it..."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"You're famous, Angus."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."