Sheepish Adventurer Pillows

The not-so-sure-footed sheep of the Andes.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep Ledger

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

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Going Down?

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'When you said 'See ewe in my office' sir, I thought...'

Sheepdog Security

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

The Sheepdog Trials