Sheep Squad Prints

'I'll have to skip lunch. If I don't have 3 bags full on the boss's desk by 5:00...:

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep In Curlers

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

Fricka arrives.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

A cow ventriloquist.

Quick, follow that star

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."