Sheep Chic Prints

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep Ledger

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'