Shedding Sympathizer Pillows

'Isn't he sweet - he likes everyone to know he's moulting!'

"Our dog's shedding is worse than we thought. Someone called here and they still got hair on them."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Wildcats Strike.

The Reindeer Strike

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

International Women's Day

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Stop doggin' it!"

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

Women History Month

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

Fleeces for sale

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

Close encounter.

Labor day has union written all over it!"