Shark Mugs

'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

Tinder

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Bite out of fishing pier.

The height of fashion in 1796

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Horror movies

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

The Food Chain

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Some card-game puns

Fish and color

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Stag poker"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'