Shark Mugs

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

Tinder

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Horror movies

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

The Food Chain

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Some card-game puns

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Fish and color

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Stag poker"

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."