Shark Week Enthusiast Prints

"Counselor? Is that you?"

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Food Chain

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Shark infested custard!

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Sand danger

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Ice Fishing

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"From downtown...the shark scores!"