Shark Story Lover Pillows

"All I wanted was an autograph... and then Mick punched me!"

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Shark infested custard!

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ice Fishing

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Sand danger

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'