Shark Serenader Gifts

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

Saxophone Player.

Musical Web

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

The synchronized shower event.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"Sandpipers."

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Cat on the violin

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Singer

"Could you keep it down please!"

Violinist on a Beach

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

Cellist on Mars

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

Piper-fan

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

Gondolier

'Let's wail!'

'When the evening breeze caressed the trees, the forest would come alive with whispering harmonies, the songs were led by the pines, for the pines had perfect pitch...'

Ed Sheeran

Swan Harp

"Inspiration can come from anywhere. This next one came to me while I was shredding a roll of toilet paper."

Why real estate salespeople should never try to sell their own homes.