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Horror movies

The Food Chain

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Heads or tails?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"We've got a problem."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

The Horror Film Director.

'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Little Jamie would like you both to know that he's now into sharks."

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"So I said 'Hey, not everybody likes jokes about shark-fin soup.' And? Oh, he apologized right away. Good! That was super-insensitive. No kidding! That's exactly what I said before I ate him."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"So many acquisitions lately ... should we be worried?"

"You're gonna need a bigger boater."