Sharing Meals Prints

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I'm not all that hungry either. What do you say we split an ant hill?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Chez Nous Menu

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'It's my favorite.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Please don't kill me."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"I mean, he does have a point."