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I told you we should have split a meal.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'It's my favorite.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

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'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

"For Thanksgiving...I want to celebrate Christmas!"

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"If you eat the corn you'll be cornfed. And believe me you don't want to be cornfed."

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."

'Funny you should say you've given up finishing your kids' food off - I've resolved to live entirely off what mine leave.'

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Lil' Free Library/Skert-Skert

We are in the middle of a nationwide health-care crisis, eat your broccoli!

'Is it absolutely necassary to Salute the Sun during Breakfast Dad?'

'Is the scab-e-matter custard and green snot pie organic?'

"I'm not all that hungry either. What do you say we split an ant hill?"

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Eat your vegetables

"Hey, somethings wrong with the potlocuk sign up sheet."