Shared Interests Pillows

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Love is when you watch television together.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'Golf is Life (his).'

Thank you for not droning on about the English

'That line means good managerial skills!'

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Bookworm Romance

"I trust this will be on one check."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"Anyway, enough about our current pollution levels. . ."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"You're getting better."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

You get bottled water, but you have to share it with a small child who's eating a hot dog.

Samurai Santa

Underappreciated Pride Days

Sharing the bed - or not.

Killing the dove of peace

You never take me anywhere.

"I'm not saying I don't want to do these things together. . . I just think this is going too far!"

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