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'Do you have to do that every time?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

'Hamlet'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

The Rooster Comedian.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Horti-Culture

"To be or not to be."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Falstaff

Robocop and Juliet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Lend me your ears

To read or not to read?