Shakespeare Plays Prints

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'Poor Yorrick. No, Inspector, I didn't know him that well at all!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Theatre Crowd

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Robocop and Juliet.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Hamlet

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Macbeth: Take Two

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

A pretention of playwrights

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Midsummer Night's Dream

Shakespeare's Brain