Shakespeare Plays Prints

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'Poor Yorrick. No, Inspector, I didn't know him that well at all!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Horti-Culture

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"To be or not to be."

Theatre Crowd

Robocop and Juliet.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Hamlet

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

To read or not to read?

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Macbeth: Take Two

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A pretention of playwrights

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Midsummer Night's Dream

Shakespeare's Brain