Shadow Boxing Fan T-Shirts

Democratic Illusions

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Fox hunting.

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Martial Arts

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Date night again already?"

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

"I Win!!!"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

Biden vs Putin

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

"Now. Hear. This."

"He fought like hell."

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

Trump vs Biden

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags