Shabbat Celebrator Mugs

'Every Friday I tell you not to eat so much, but do you ever listen?'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Did you find our menorah?

An English Gold Field

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Trick or treat?"

Passover Plague

The wedding.

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

Pinata filled with pinatas.

St David's Day

Methuselah shoots his age.

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

Apples!

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

The Life Cycle of Cholent

Rabbit With Flower.

Jewish Reindeer.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

The Year of the Tigger

"I'm sure this Shabbos meal is delicious but how can I taste it if I can't take a photo and post it instantly online?"

Burn's Night.

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

Easter chocolate

Social Distance Seder

"I know it's a mitzvah to taste the Shabbos food, but you're supposed to actually leave some for Shabbos!"