Sexual Wellness Mugs

Couple in bed reading guide-books

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

"Have you tried taking viagra Mr. Floppalottalus?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Well, well, well...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Self-esteem room

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Unguided imagery

"The overthinker"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Hot Pie Therapy

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Critisize your weight.

Yoga classes door.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal