Sexual Explorers Pillows

"...I'm trisexual - I'll try anything sexual."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Boys Cooking

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Consenting Adults.

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

Gender Symbols

"Who's there?"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Sadomasochists in love

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Forget it, they're gay.'

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

Bi-Curious George

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Dad What is a transsexual'

Woman reading about men whilst a man reads about women.

"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

"This is my first date with a tri-sexual."