Sex Reassignment Surgery Mugs

"The doctor will she you now."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

What Does God Know?

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

A tailor measuring a large man

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Human meat.

The Coffee Tattoo

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

Baby restaurant

'I seem to have lost the body I had before I had children.'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

Nurse about surgeon juggling organs: 'I think Dr. Haywood could really use a sabbatical.'

'You'll be glad to know your daughter's surgery went fine and she's awake and texting.'

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

The Three Wise Women