Sex Positive Advocate Mugs

"That was some climax, Hon."

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Getting to Know You

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

New arrival

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Two doctors holding hands

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Scales

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

Wearing bras in 2020.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'Well go on kiss her my Lord, then she and the kingdom will be yours.'

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"He's always been an optimist."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

PEP TALKS!

Woman and scales.

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

"What's a condom for?"

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

The Gayhorns

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

Two of everything.

'Darlin' Bluebell, now that they've accepted Brokeback Mountain I think our time is comin'...'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."