Sex Ed Scholar Pillows

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Sex Education

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'What's oriole sex'

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"It was time you learned."

Siggy

The institute.

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

"You are here."

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

AIDS prevention

'I'm just waiting to see when I will be preoccupied with sex.'

'What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?. . . Ask your mum.'

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

The Joy of Sioux

"Buddy, no! Remember what they taught us in sex ed!" "Don't care."

Department of Gender Studies

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'

Sex education, Mrs Griffey...Be responsible! Don't foolow in your parents footsteps!

Tele Condom