Sewing Novice T-Shirts

"Sure, he can thread the needle on the football field, but at home..."

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Brad Pitt.

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A tailor measuring a large man

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'