Sewing Novice T-Shirts

"Sure, he can thread the needle on the football field, but at home..."

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Sew on a sequin!

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

Pollsters

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'