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"The beginning of another urban legend."

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Organic Soldering.

I love embroidery

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Purple dress

Sew on a sequin!

Blog Breakdown

Beyond Dante

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Harps and Embroidery.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'