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"The beginning of another urban legend."

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Organic Soldering.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Purple dress

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Beyond Dante

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A tailor measuring a large man

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Quilt fanatic

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